Archive for December, 2007

“Anteros Redux”
Category: Music
HAPPY FEET
Life changing experience:  seeing “Happy Feet” on Blu-Ray.  Holy crap.  There were times when it looked like a PBS documentary.  Amazing.  Good movie, too.
OLD LYRICS
Hunting for the old Anteros lyrics I stumbled across some other lyrics that I meant to meld with some music.  Totally forgot about them:
There’s a flower in [...]


“Fold”
Category: Music
I kind of think of each of these songs as a sketch.  A lot of times I think of some famous artist I’d like to hear perform my songs.  All the normal caveats apply, especially for the first version loaded.
Anyway, this one is another mantra.

You ever run into those people that want to [...]


Shop Talk: Voxengo SPAN
Category: Music
BLOCK
Man.  I have a song — one of the ones I wrote in my sleep — all ready to go.  The music is fine.  I put some effort into the drum part to do in days what a real drummer does instantly.  Irony, that.  But I can NOT get the [...]


Guns & Buggers
Category: News and Politics
Hey.  Hi.  How you doing?  Come in.  Good to see you.  Here, let me take your coat.  I’ll hang it in the closet.  Do you want anything to drink?  I’ve got iced tea, bottled water.  Ummmm, Woodchuck Draft … good choice.  No it’s a twist-off.  Let me get it [...]


My Perfect Woman Today
According to this ad on the MySpace logout page I can find my perfect woman today.  Hmmmm.  Exciting.  Well.  Judging from the photos on the ad, the female to male ratio of the master race is five women to every man.  5:1.  I like those odds.
As someone who is [adjective] enough to [...]


“Insinuendo”
Category: Music
This song has been sitting around for almost a year now.  On the way from  Baltimore last night I listened to the songs that I could never get right or find lyrics to.  On this one, lyrics weren’t the problem (yes, music is my therapy).  It was the delivery, which is still a [...]


Fried Pig Brains
FRIED PIG BRAINS
I just read an article about a meat company where a group of workers got some kind of degenerative nerve disease.  They were the workers that … how do I say this.  They took the pig heads, shaved off cheek, ear and nose flesh and then used compressed air to squirt [...]


The Wart on Christmas
Oh wow.  A mummified dinosaur with skin, muscle and possibly organs.  I’m excited.  We have got to clone it.  Cloned dinosaurs.  Who’s with me?
THE REASON FOR THE SEASON
Well, it’s that time of year again.  Christmas.  The winter holiday season, if you will.  There’s Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and some other ones I either don’t [...]