Posts Tagged ‘diet’

-20lbs.
Oh, you thought I’d fallen off the wagon, didn’t you.  It’s okay.  You can admit it.  But no!  Don’t call it a comeback!  I’ve been here for years!
I’ve shed about 20 lbs. since I started my LGN plan on April 4, 2009.  That’s half way to my goal for the completion of phase 1, to [...]


Ladies.  Gentlemen.  Other.
When I wrote the letters to black and white people, my mind was a-scatter.  Stream of consciousness.  That means that there were a few things I didn’t say because I forgot or I was kind of scared to say them.  Or I wanted to keep my personal A-hole factor to a minimum.
But since [...]


I’m s’posed to be doing stuff tonight so I’ll try to crank out one or two of these things that’ve been sittin’ ’round.
First, a li’l story.


Throwing the trash into the dumpster yesterday morning, apparently I got some kind of dumpster liquid on my hand.  Got back in the car and raised my hand to adjust my glasses and I was like, “Whoa!  What  is that smell??”
It smelled like … like … like someone barfed on poo and let it sit [...]


It’s been a while so I have a lot of thoughts.
First, as I watch “Transporter 3″ I’d like to personally thank Jason Statham for making balding, stubble and aging glamorous.  You go, homey!  I still think he looks like he smells bad, though.    Like garlic, cigarettes, hard liquor, armpit and cologne.  Manly.
Another fast food lesson
Ladies [...]


Hanging out in DC again today.  This is funny.  My lower back has been killing me.  It happens every Winter.  I get sedentary, sitting at a desk or on the Metro or in a car or at home for about 12 hours a day and not exercising.  That makes for painful lower backness.
Wednesday I had [...]


Ladies and germs,
One more thing about this topic.  Well, a few more things.
Walking three miles only burns 267 calories?!?!   That’s just not fair, especially when, say, one grande Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte is 380 calories (70 of those from whipped cream).
Common wisdom is that the key to losing weight — there is no “easy” or [...]


My fingernails are still shiny.
I’m on vacation next week.  No plans.  I need some.
I bought a new digital video camera.  It’s nice.  Now all I need is something to film.  And some nice weather.  (The wind and rain over the past two days have blown away a lot of the cherry and magnolia blossoms, unfortunately.  [...]


This blog entry is going to require user participation.  So if you’re reading this while you’re driving … well, you’re probably already nestled in a ditch or snugly wrapped around a stout tree trunk or maybe you’ve been ejected through the side window and are enjoying a comforting episode of unconsciousness.  I’ll wait.  Okay, that’s [...]


Cleavage and Death
Hey. Before I begin, thanks for reading. And don’t forget to check out any comments below. And if you leave a comment I usually reply with another. Oh. And stay tuned for new music over the next few weeks.
Hydroxycut (Day 15)
I am full.
Man oh man. I [...]