Posts Tagged ‘Life’

The 3 C’s
If you’ve ever wondered why men are the way we are, there are the 3 C’s I’ve come up with to explain the strange, primitive animal that we are: Cave, Comestibles, Cleavage.


Expectations

23May09

“Billy Corgan.  Smashing Pumpkins.”
“Homer Simpson.  Smiling politely.”
When you think of relationships how do you think of them?
Like, the vast majority of relationships are temporary.  That’s a sad truth, maybe, but that’s the way it goes.  And I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that.  Whether it’s because a couple splits because one has to geographically [...]


“Jobs are for people with no sense of adventure.  Or fashion.”
-Flapjack quoting Cap’n K’nuckles
I’ve got a problem.
Well, it’s not really a problem, but it’s something that’s been on my mind recently.
If I were to hit the Lotto I’d still work.  Probably on a contract basis, though.  Jobs/professions/careers are necessary for sanity, I think.  But so [...]


The New Year

14Jan09

Sometimes the internet is inspiring in its breadth and possibilities.  Other times, it’s a pox on humanity.  Sometimes it’s an efficient tool to get things done or to provide downtime.  Other times it urinates ads all over you every time you click a link or button.
And then… well let me just put it to you [...]


This is historical fiction.  I wasn’t there for all of it.  I definitely was not there for the bar scene.  There’s something very Tarantino about it.  It’s fascinating and repulsive.  But it is real.  Once.  There were simpler days.  This is not for young ones and probably not suitable for work.  I may put a [...]


Thursday

12Dec08

I was walking toward the 15 or less aisle at Safeway the other night.  Just as I was about to slide into home, an older black gentleman got there before me with a cart full of groceries.
He turned to me and said, “Sir?”
“Yes?”
Of course I’m thinking that he’s going to tell me to go ahead [...]