Posts Tagged ‘stream of consciousness’

Prologue Story Cubes. Roll the dice and invent a story pertaining to the iconic images.  My nephews and I had fun making up stories as I tried to explain why “and he dies” is not a good way for a kid to end every story. These are great for some stream of consciousness — or [...]


Inside: The mid-way check point; Stop the clock – Time out, ref; Where I’m failing miserably; Cheer up, emo dude; Underground Athlete Year 2 – Ready Player One The Average Lifespan The average lifespan for African American men is 70 years.  That’s about 6 years longer than my grandfather and father lived.  But let’s call [...]


This is 100% random. For some reason I was dreaming about Sarah Silverman all last night. One dream to another. Isn’t that weird? In the dream, I ran into her on the street. And then in a later dream I was in a hotel and wandered up to the penthouse of a hotel in downtown [...]


There is a puddle in the alley.  Where the concrete slopes from one side to the other, forming the most subtle valley for rain water to drain away, find its way to the maze of sewer and drainage pipes and into the harbor and rivers. The concrete is the color of stale sand.  Faint striations [...]


When’s the last time you pooped your pants?  Come on.  Don’t lie.  I mean as an adult.  I’ll just say this.  It’s how I found out that for me it’s just my body’s way of telling me, “Hey.  You’re allergic to shrimp now.”


You ever not let someone in an SUV get in front of you?  Because you know you won’t be able to see around it? You ever comment on someone’s Facebook status and come to realize that it wasn’t meant for you? FYI, gentlemen.  Pregnant women aren’t looking for comments from dudes.  Any status from a [...]


Wanderlust

11Nov09

I got something to say! It’s better to buuuuurn out! Than fade away! -Def Leppard What’s up all you rat racers, money makers, heart breakers taking a break from staking your claim in the game.  Unwinding, reclining, maxin’, relaxin, villainous chillin’ us out with smooth grooves, beta waves and better days. It’s been a while.  [...]


Expectations

23May09

“Billy Corgan.  Smashing Pumpkins.” “Homer Simpson.  Smiling politely.” When you think of relationships how do you think of them? Like, the vast majority of relationships are temporary.  That’s a sad truth, maybe, but that’s the way it goes.  And I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that.  Whether it’s because a couple splits because one [...]


Hey, y’all. I have a few random thoughts.  This is going to be very “stream”. How come animals don’t need to wipe when they poo?  Dogs, cats, rabbits, ovines, bovines, etc.  They poop pellets or nuggets or turds.  Whatever you want to call them.  And they don’t require wiping … back there.  How come people [...]


Click here to see all of my LGN (I want to Look Good Naked) posts. Throwing the trash into the dumpster yesterday morning, apparently I got some kind of dumpster liquid on my hand.  Got back in the car and raised my hand to adjust my glasses and I was like, “Whoa!  What  is that smell??” It smelled [...]



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