Just so you know, I have a dark, absurdist, and sometimes irreverent sense of humor. So, you know. If you don’t appreciate humor, more or less, amidst tragedy, I’m probably not your cup o’ tea. I understand. Take care of you and yours and be well. And on that note….
It seems like this li’l pandemic is revealing all the structural weaknesses of our global and national ecosystem and its structures and pillars.
First of all, we’re a bunch of assholes, which would explain the hoarding of toilet paper. Mystery solved.
My rule #1 is: don’t panic. Be anxious, even afraid, at a loss. That’s natural. But don’t panic. We have to look out for each other and not just ourselves. Granted, we could use some firm but not completely totalitarian leadership.
China is able to lock things down because they will lock your ass up if you step out of line. They don’t mess around, which is a strength in times like these when you’re fighting a viral contagion and human nature. Of course, if that same big sickle and hammer energy is directed toward keeping things on the down low — welp. Oops.
Auntie A. called me Faffa because when I was little I couldn’t say my middle name, Arthur. Gary, say your name. “Gary Faffa Young”
Our family has three March babies: me, Debbie (RIP 2015), and Aunt Alice — 2nd, 4th, and 10th. We would celebrate together, and after, “How old are you now? How old are you now?” everyone would try to add our ages. She never really wanted anything for her birthday and would say, “Don’t get me anything.”
She was fun, and had a quick wit and sharp tongue, and made a concerted effort to pass those life skills and a sense of independence to her daughter, nieces, and nephews. I always thought of her as the griot of the family because she would teach us children’s songs and tell stories.
Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree Merry, merry king of the bush is he Laugh, Kookaburra! Laugh, Kookaburra! Gay your life must be
I remember sitting on the porch with her at my grandmother’s, with the family gathered, reluctantly hand churning ice cream, taking turns with my sister and cousins. It’s literally a bucket with a container inside surrounded by ice, with a handle that you had to turn for, like, an hour. It was so Amish. No work, no ice cream, she told me.
Even though it’s been decades since she had it, I loved that green Volkswagen Beetle she had. Remember those? Good times. Partial to VW Beetles.
Who are we without her? Grandma was and is the heart of our family, and the hub of our family.
Aging isn’t for cowards, she’d say. A hundred and one year old body is going to decline and there’s a precipice at the end of that process. It’s the most natural of things, but it’s still brutal. Her passing wasn’t a surprise but it’s still a shock. It’s hard to believe she’s gone. She’s just always been there.
When the storm of the century is forecast to hit, knowing when and where it will land does absolutely nothing to lessen the damage. You just have the opportunity to take cover, steel yourself, and resign yourself to the fact that life will be different after it passes.
REI backpack (it’s amazing) with detachable daypack and J-zipper so you can get into the bag from the middle (and not just the top and bottom)
3L water bladder
50 ft. Paracord with prusik knots and mini Bic lighter on Spool Tool
Stuff (night light, bug repellant wipes and…)
Electronics (wires, charger) & fire starters
Platypus water “bottle” x 2
Hammock, tarp (in snake skin), straps, gear storage, bug net, ridge line organizer
Sleeping bag 15 degree
REI Flexlite chair
Compression bag (to act as a dry bag)
Socks and underwear
JetBoil Mini Mo
Head bug net
Allege and salt pills
Snacks in odorless bag
Life Straw (water filter)
Camp knife – Buck reaper
35 lbs. including water so about 29 lbs. without. Like hiking carrying a 16kg kettlebell. Notice that I’m missing food and a first aid kit. And no SPOT gps. Also, no camera in the pic. I need to condition myself more if I’m going to do this more than once a year. You definitely feel the weight. It’s work. I wouldn’t mind shaving 10 lbs. off of here, but I like to go plush. Base weight is all of the stuff except for consumables and what you’re wearing.
Below 20 lbs. is considered lightweight backpacking.
Below 10 lbs. is ultra lightweight backpacking.
30 lbs. is … backpacking.
40 – 60 lbs. is packing for two or 20 to 30 years ago.
Trade offs, y’know.
PACKING YOUR FEARS
If you want to go light, you’re not supposed to pack in terms of “what if”. Someone said it’s called “packing your fears”.
What if there aren’t any good trees for hanging a hammock? I’d better bring the longer (heavier) straps. What if other people don’t bring xyz? I’d better take super extra water.
There are lessons to be learned: knowing one’s limits, comfort, goals, skills, and companions (or lack thereof).
TLDR: Count your blessings. We could have cloacas instead. Also, BRAT.
I’ve been having some stomach issues recently. I have no idea why or why not, what, who, how, etc. But as things start to improve — knock on food — I find myself appreciating our bodily processes more and more.
No, don’t go!
Where was I? Oh, right. Farts. They may not be ideal in most social situations, but the amount of information and sensory feedback is astounding. It doesn’t make it any less rude to talk about or any less hilarious in multiple ways, but the fact remains.
Why would anyone drive for hours possibly in dangerous snowy and icy conditions, fly across countries and oceans, pay hundreds of dollars or even thousands, stand outside often in freezing temperatures, brave crowds, wait sometimes for half an hour in a lift line on a busy day, all while not knowing exactly if the conditions will be decent, risk life changing injury or even death, frustration and humiliation and embarrassment for beginners, just for two to four minutes (at these smaller East Coast resorts) of actual skiing/snowboarding time per run?
A Private Lesson
Flight hours. I need flight hours.
Bryce is one of the closest and more reasonably priced resorts nearby, so after obsessing, checking the weather constantly, and basically being incredibly bored and purposeless, I went for it. I signed up for a two hour lesson.
Hot tip: Or cold tip?? I’m willing to drop a few dollars on lessons for two reasons:
You get to jump to the front of the line on chair lifts when you’re taking lessons.
It’s not a whole lot of fun being on the slopes alone when you’re struggling.
If things go well, I’d have someone with a lot of experience who could get gopro footage of me.
I don’t know about you but sometimes when I’m sitting around being a potato I forget that I’m not always a potato.
2018 was long. I was unemployed for half of it. There are pros and cons to that, besides the obvious. Suffice it to say, I’m capable of entertaining myself. It takes a while to reach the tipping point between “maybe i could” and “I’m gonna”.
I did not do a lot of the things I intended. Only a few hikes, mountain biking once or twice, no backpacking, hardly went camping. What the heck did I do with my life? I did spend a lot of time catching up with the web development industry, as much as one can. I still have to do my last React project before Jan. 13th. But the year is kind of a jumble. Like, I didn’t accomplish much.
Luckily for me, I’m a habitual picture taker.
I went on a multi-city road trip to Miami to find warmer weather.