You ever do something stupid? So stupid it makes you wonder how the species manages to survive?
Like when I poked myself in the eye with a trash can. Yeh … I know. See. That’s just dumb.
That time I punctured a vein in my foot with a machete.
Or just now when I cut myself on the bathtub drain stopper.
Is it even possible for that to happen? No, it’s not. Except that it did.
Ever throw water on a grease fire? Still got your eyebrows?