TODAY IS MEATLESS MONDAY It didn’t go how I expected. I made this video last week. I still have two of those big ol’ mushrooms left. But that’s about all the preparation I did for today. So I mostly ate nothing. Morning homemade latte. Let’s call it a fast. I did eat some romaine lettuce.…
Inside: I’ll eat it; Blackout Doors at Burke Lake I suspect that anyone who has attempted Whole30 and didn’t bother to read the rules has done this. There are two “this”s on this photo and one straight up violation. Can you identify them? Turns out the ham has sugar in it. Pay attention to ingredients…
Rockin’ the Vegetti. 1 zucchini 2 large garlic cloves Olive oil 1% lowfat milk (boo) Parmesan cheese And one leftover hunk of honey pepper salmon. If you’re not hungry, that zucchinighetti probably looks like something a goat couldn’t keep down. It’s good, though, and has a surprising amount of sweetness (I’m doing all of this…
Inside: Heavy cream; Quality of life; The dark side of masculinity; I’m so hungry that I’m hangry; Effortless mastery HEAVY CREAM “Heavy Cream”, also the title of my upcoming unauthorized autobiography. Uh oh. I’ve discovered the magical properties of heavy cream. In culinary terms, it is good for rocking one’s world. You can use it…
Inside: Short term goals: vegetables, handstands; MTB meetup; “The Obesity Era”; this is long MY BODY DON’T BEND THAT WAY Before the yang of Underground Athlete there was the yin of PIES Fitness. Before the strength training there was yoga. I thought the My Body Don’t Bend That Way class was going to be easy.…
Inside: You are not your brain; Want now; Petroleum and carbohydrates Home sick today. Not illness sick, but took one too many pills sick. I took two Benadryl type pills last night. Intense dizziness. Check. Drowsiness. Check. (24 hours later and I can finally walk in a straight line again.) I’ve been watching PBS health…
Inside: The cherry experiment; Maximum overdrive; The male ego; Tough Mudder willies; SATP: Alcohol Alcohol I don’t drink much. Never have. Some of you, though. Wow. Alcohol is your culture. I’m going to say something that I don’t want you to take the wrong way. I’ve never been drunk. Allergiesdietfitnessfood allergieshealthLGNmale egotough mudderunderground athlete
Inside: Sh*t I used to eat. Dongle. Offending people with my personals ads. Paula Deen. Some droning on. Offensive diabetesLGNPaula Deenstrength trainunderground athlete
First, I have to ask a question. Are we really 100% sure that cauliflower isn’t actually a human brain? Are we certain of that? Have you ever cut a head of cauliflower in half? Because it looks like someone tried to grow a human brain, got close to success, ran out of funding, and then…
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