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Recipe: Mashed Cauliflower

First, I have to ask a question.  Are we really 100% sure that cauliflower isn’t actually a human brain?  Are we certain of that?  Have you ever cut a head of cauliflower in half?  Because it looks like someone tried to grow a human brain, got close to success, ran out of funding, and then…

The Road to Looking Good Naked (Pt. 2)

Click here to see all of my LGN (I want to Look Good Naked) posts. Ladies and germs, One more thing about this topic.  Well, a few more things. Walking three miles only burns 267 calories?!?!   That’s just not fair, especially when, say, one grande Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte is 380 calories (70 of those from whipped cream). Common…

Who Doesn’t Want to Look Good Naked

Click here to see all of my LGN (I want to Look Good Naked) posts. My fingernails are still shiny. I’m on vacation next week.  No plans.  I need some. I bought a new digital video camera.  It’s nice.  Now all I need is something to film.  And some nice weather.  (The wind and rain over the past two…

The Double Fisted Diet

This blog entry is going to require user participation.  So if you’re reading this while you’re driving … well, you’re probably already nestled in a ditch or snugly wrapped around a stout tree trunk or maybe you’ve been ejected through the side window and are enjoying a comforting episode of unconsciousness.  I’ll wait.  Okay, that’s…