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LGN 127: Swimming 3.5

Well, folks. I think I’ve done it. I beat swimming. It’s pretty much a wrap so everyone else might as well stop. Swimming is over. That includes you, water-based fauna. You might as well evolve, grow legs and come up here on land. Or go into space where, let’s be honest, half of you cluckers…

LGN 126: Swimming 3

I just finished Swimming II tonight. I may be a grown ass man but I’m still disappointed that there wasn’t a certificate. With the little cartoon fish on it. Also, the MyZone MZ-3 doesn’t work in the water, which is a bummer because I got worked tonight. On to swimming III. Narrowly.  Prerequisite: Swimming II…

LGN 125: Swimming 2

Inside: Level up; Waterproof-ish; Water-shy Remember in my last post about swimming I was saying how if it wasn’t challenging enough I’d try to find a way to make it more challenging. Like maybe I could try to tread water the whole time? Well, that was a ridiculous thing to say. Swimming is exhausting. For…

LGN 121 SevenEighths30

Inside: I’ll eat it; Blackout Doors at Burke Lake I suspect that anyone who has attempted Whole30 and didn’t bother to read the rules has done this. There are two “this”s on this photo and one straight up violation. Can you identify them? Turns out the ham has sugar in it.  Pay attention to ingredients…