TLDR: Count your blessings. We could have cloacas instead. Also, BRAT. I’ve been having some stomach issues recently. I have no idea why or why not, what, who, how, etc. But as things start to improve — knock on food — I find myself appreciating our bodily processes more and more. Farts No, don’t go!…
Inside: And I can not lie; %$@%! Muscle cramps; Limber 11 Yeh, that’s right. I’m jumping the shark. And that shark has a big ol’ booty. Don’t give me that look. You know you want to read this. THE MASON HUMP (No, not you, Mason.) That’s what we call it in our family. My mother’s…
Inside: Nude erotic yoga; Interview; Realities of training; Anybody here ever apply for a grant?; Walking the Schnauzers; WFH; The passionate NUDE EROTIC YOGA (NSFW) ‘Nuff said. This is art, not porn. But it is NSFW. It’s beautiful and a little uncomfortable maybe. (That’s what happens when you search for anything without “Safe Search” turned…
Inside: You are not your brain; Want now; Petroleum and carbohydrates Home sick today. Not illness sick, but took one too many pills sick. I took two Benadryl type pills last night. Intense dizziness. Check. Drowsiness. Check. (24 hours later and I can finally walk in a straight line again.) I’ve been watching PBS health…
Inside: The kind of person I want to be; Suicidal mindset HOW NOT TO START A BLOG ENTRY I’m watching “Epic Yachts” right now. Caught the end of “Epic Pools”. I’ve seen “Epic RVs”, “Epic Houseboats” and “Epic Log Cabins”. I don’t have anything against money or rich people as a class or socioeconomic demographic.…
Inside: Year three begins; Kettlebell Sport; Not fun at parties; Thinking about Old Rag; Mania Happy Anniversary to Me! I’m over a month overdue but I just realized that I’ve been at UA for over two years. This may explain my awesome powers. I think that’s the first time I’ve seen a kettlebell over 72…
Holy crap! What have I been eating?? Okay, UAthletes (and anyone else focusing on fitness). There are a lot of good, humbling fitness challenges at the gym courtesy of Justin’s mad genius. But for me, it’s what happens outside of the gym where I struggle. A recent conversation made me realize that I need to…
Inside: Carbs; Gastropods, Power Strength Man, I’m getting strong. Personal records going down left and right. That’s always fun. My grip is shot, though, from this cycle. Not sure what’s up with that. When I first started at Underground Athlete, I couldn’t press a 20 lb. dumbbell 8x without pain and intense fatigue in my…
Inside: Jump start (blow me away); Joy comes in the morning; Emotional eating; No carbs; A tough week; Discipline/habit; Cheat Day – you need it; Walking the line; I’m standing while I write this In an effort to not be sedentary today (like I was yesterday) I’m writing this while standing. Got the laptop on…
Inside: Big legs; Heart times; Hatin’ on skinny, athletic people; Challenged THIGH TIMES I’ve always been … sturdy. Even when I’m not all chunky and what not I have trouble finding clothes that fit right. Loose fit jeans are cool. Regular leg jeans — iffy. Those slim and boot cut jeans? Not a chance. This…
