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LGN 121 SevenEighths30

Inside: I’ll eat it; Blackout Doors at Burke Lake I suspect that anyone who has attempted Whole30 and didn’t bother to read the rules has done this. There are two “this”s on this photo and one straight up violation. Can you identify them? Turns out the ham has sugar in it.  Pay attention to ingredients…

LGN 58: Why We Eat – Cheat Day!!!

Inside: Jump start (blow me away); Joy comes in the morning; Emotional eating; No carbs; A tough week; Discipline/habit; Cheat Day – you need it; Walking the line;  I’m standing while I write this In an effort to not be sedentary today (like I was yesterday) I’m writing this while standing.  Got the laptop on…

LGN 35: Tough Mudder

%$#@! I do NOT want to do this. Stupid Tough Mudder. Stupid bored, mostly white people with nothing better to do with their time than get really healthy and fit and have fun challenging their physical limits. What’s wrong with you?? Burning Man isn’t enough to keep you entertained for a year? What is Tough…

Recipe: Mashed Cauliflower

First, I have to ask a question.  Are we really 100% sure that cauliflower isn’t actually a human brain?  Are we certain of that?  Have you ever cut a head of cauliflower in half?  Because it looks like someone tried to grow a human brain, got close to success, ran out of funding, and then…

Streaming Consciousness: LGN 6

Click here to see all of my LGN (I want to Look Good Naked) posts. Throwing the trash into the dumpster yesterday morning, apparently I got some kind of dumpster liquid on my hand.  Got back in the car and raised my hand to adjust my glasses and I was like, “Whoa!  What  is that smell??” It smelled…

Look Good Naked Pt. 5

Click here to see all of my LGN (I want to Look Good Naked) posts. It’s been a while so I have a lot of thoughts. First, as I watch “Transporter 3” I’d like to personally thank Jason Statham for making balding, stubble and aging glamorous.  You go, homey!  I still think he looks like he smells bad, though.   …