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LGN 127: Swimming 3.5

Well, folks. I think I’ve done it. I beat swimming. It’s pretty much a wrap so everyone else might as well stop. Swimming is over. That includes you, water-based fauna. You might as well evolve, grow legs and come up here on land. Or go into space where, let’s be honest, half of you cluckers…

LGN 126: Swimming 3

I just finished Swimming II tonight. I may be a grown ass man but I’m still disappointed that there wasn’t a certificate. With the little cartoon fish on it. Also, the MyZone MZ-3 doesn’t work in the water, which is a bummer because I got worked tonight. On to swimming III. Narrowly.  Prerequisite: Swimming II…

LGN 125: Swimming 2

Inside: Level up; Waterproof-ish; Water-shy Remember in my last post about swimming I was saying how if it wasn’t challenging enough I’d try to find a way to make it more challenging. Like maybe I could try to tread water the whole time? Well, that was a ridiculous thing to say. Swimming is exhausting. For…

LGN 124: Swimming

2017-2018 goal: I want to swim in the Caribbean Sea. Fear is the mind-killer. Doing anything outside of your comfort zone is a matter of trust. That’s what I’m learning. Swimming is pure, in a way, because it’s not about gear or equipment. The only thing you have to put your trust in is physics…